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Acronym: Intellectual Pretender Orating Derivatives.

A person, often a student, who has not developed any unique intellectualisms but will bombastically offer plagiarised arguments and opinions, or repeat verbatim any number of literary quotes or philosophies without any real understanding of them.

Much like the actual iPod media device, which plays back music or video that has been stored on it, but does not create new media by itself, an iPod in the human sense, stores information, but does not have the propensity for the creation of unique intellectual opinion. Could also be described as a Faux-losopher.
The scene from Good Will Hunting between Will and Clark in the Harvard bar is a great example of Clark being an iPod.

Will: Of course that's your contention. You're a first-year grad student; you just got finished reading some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably. You're gonna be convinced of that 'till next month when you get to James Lemon. Then you're going to be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year; you're gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin' about, you know, the pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization...

Clark: Well, as a matter of fact, I won't, because Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social...

Will: See, the sad thing about a guy like you is... that you dropped 150 grand on a f***in' education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library!
by theredking April 27, 2010
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iPolar

(adj.) When someone is one way in person, and a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT person online (on Facebook, in texts, IM, etc.), so much so that you wouldn't recognize them. The actual word has its roots in bi-polar and the way Apple puts a lowercase i in front of all their capitalized product names.
Psshh, don't listen to his stupid comments, the kid's iPolar. He acts super tough on Facebook, but he's nothing in real life.
Wow, I think Jess has iPolar-mania... she's really smart in person, Buwt r!t3z re4llii st00ped 1n textsssss!!!111one111 -.-
by ThankYouDahling August 6, 2010
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Iphonesturbate

Fiddle with your iPhone constantly even when you aren't using it for anything specific.
You would rather iphonesturbate than talk to me. Yes, that's true.
by Adamssapple August 15, 2010
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iPadulous

Something or someone who has some if not all of the qualities of an iPad.
iPadulous: Being slimline with an ultra-fast processor, a 9.7 inch screen, user-configurable maximum volume limit, built-in 25-watt-hour rechargeable lithium-polymer battery, 30-pin dock connector port and access to thousands of apps from the app store.
by iPadulous May 23, 2011
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iPOP

the new apple device featuring two electrodes one can attach to their "prime parts", that sends a current into the g, clit, or other 'hot spots', making one shudder like a saturn 5 rocket taking off.

never intended to replace the delicious human grinding, but more to neutralize DNA @ the door situations. the ability to achieve near human results, while not relying on another human in any way.

this device was created by engineers realizing that their devices were handling everything but human climax!
jimmy got a pick-up bar rebuff, so he went home and pulled out his iPOP!

as she applied the iPOP signal to her 'parts', she began to babble softly, and began shuddering; soon she exploded into the starry dynamo of night!!

geri's new iPOP was simply the MOST!
by michael foolsley December 15, 2011
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iPlaid

What is that guy wearing?

That's iPlaid. He must be an Apple engineer.
by onehandcrabbing October 18, 2012
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iPickedScout

Renowned for fucking children and ponies to fulfil his childhood dreams, iPickedScout the Jihadist fucker likes to idle on many IRC nets.
<iPickedScout> I touch children
by sexyperson99 January 4, 2013
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