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ghetto grove

Friend:What school do you go to
Me:ghetto grove
by Anonymous[89384] October 1, 2018
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Ghetto Wagon

AKA: Slum Buggies, Project Cars and Woofer Storage

Used to describe a souped up car that comes with huge spoilers, spinning rims, about twenty speakers crammed into the trunk, and a stereo that will make you shit your pants when you turn it on. These cars are called Ghetto Wagons, because you normally see Black, Hispanic, Asian (and on some occasions White) people from lower income housing areas driving them around. They also get the name Ghetto Wagon because 9 times out of 10, they're purchased with money obtained through illegal means, such as drug deals
Damn Jamal! That's a bitchin ass Ghetto Wagon you be driving!
by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
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Quick Ghetto

Taking a dab hit from an improvised/ home made rig quickly.
Hey man, lets go for a quick ghetto on our break!
by Dr3do9g2354 October 6, 2018
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Ghetto Banking

When you choose to handle all financial transactions at the ATM instead of EVER actually setting foot inside the bank. This can include multiple withdrawals and deposits from various ATM's.
The bank was closed, but Tom didn't care because he could just deposit his check and move funds around via ghetto banking.
by @bigsammy610 May 31, 2018
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Ghetto G.O.A.T

Ghetto GOAT or Ghetto G.O.A.T - is the status earned if you are someone (usually a parent) who has a job but still lives in bad conditions, (high crime, high drug usage, high homeless problems, bad influences,) who has a don't fuck with me attitude when it comes to their family! They are street smart and tough and if has to be -"violent," to "defend" and ward off the outside influence to the younger generation they are raising! They handle their business and take care of their family, with normal jobs, and teach the kids the right morals day in day out. "fearless"of "anyone"who tries to teach the kid the wrong way. And is also ready to fight, kill or die for the "right" thing. To not coward in the face of adversity. The word "goat" is used as a "sports term" (greatest of all time) -the "family" of the man/woman is the persons team! Its literally all they work for, teach for, struggle for, so the kids can have a better life. An achiever even in the ghetto! against the urban city bullshit and showing that you can still bring up tough,strong, youth. For the most part, these legends have respect. Because they were able to keep their shit in line, dont get kids taken by CPS, and is lawyal to their FAMILY 100 percent. Alot of "stepped up" parents who take care of CPS kids are ghetto GOATS!They proved to be able to take care of the their kids or family by doing the right thing regardless of the outside influences.
did you see his instagram post? That foos a ghetto g.o.a.t! His dad slapped the shit out of him when he found out he joined a gang. He told him to do something about it? Since he's supposed to be hard now! His son didnt do anything! He coward with his head down. so he said his son is now "jumped out" the gang and if anyone n the gang watching his instagram had a problem with it they can come and see him too! Because in the end his dad is ready and willing to kill or die for his son, and for whats ultimately right! He respects his family, works hard takes care of them. Wtf that foo needed to join a gang for? Respect a ghetto GOAT if you got one. Dumb ass!
by TheOctopus November 9, 2022
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Suburban Ghetto

Middle class life and neighbors that have more crime than poverty stricken neighborhoods. Adults are often in denial.
You could tell Grant was from the suburban ghetto. When he received a grey Audi instead of silver, he threatened to shoot his mother and kids at school.
by anonymous October 4, 2022
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Ghetto Mimosa

A Ghetto Mimosa is Prosecco and Fanta instead of Champagne and orange juice
Rena and Tash were downing them Ghetto Mimosas at work
by anonymous December 9, 2021
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