Face pro quo

When you "like" or comment on a friend's status, photo, or link on facebook just to increase the likelihood that they will comment on yours, thereby making you look popular.

From the Latin term "quid pro quo," meaning "something for something"

Mark's photo is pretty lame, but I'll "like" it because I'm getting ready to post some of my own. Because of the unwritten rule of face pro quo, he will "like" mine, so I will feel interesting and popular.

by Skinny31 September 6, 2009

face farming

the act of growing a beard and/or mustache.

"sweet face farming, dotson. I've never seen you with a goatee"

by blue eyes, yo March 4, 2010

Face-Warrior

Somebody who spends more than 75% of their free time on Facebook.

Someone who spends a freakishly long time on facebook.

Person A - Is John coming out tonight?
Person B - No, he is staying in. Probably on Facebook stalking women.
Person A - Oh, he is such a Face-Warrior!

by Gez North December 21, 2009

face gym

When a girl has a nice body because she works out, but a gross face.

"She's got a sick body, but she needs to hit the face gym."

by z-snipe March 20, 2010

faceboard

A series of keys being hit with your forehead or face to describe anger (commonly used on the internet).

A compound word of: Facepalm; Keyboard

Faceboard moment:
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by Anonymous9786896343 May 7, 2010

face on a stick

A girl with a pretty face, who is devoid of all traces of boobs or womanly shapes as a consequence of self starvation.

- Damn, did you watch that Top Model show last night? There are some fine chicks in there.

- Sure, if you like a face on a stick. No bone gnawing for me, thanks.

by Dr Heelhook July 29, 2010

face froster

A man's penis

Just before he came he pointed his face froster at her face.

by anonymous0909090909 August 2, 2010