Face-Warrior

Somebody who spends more than 75% of their free time on Facebook.

Someone who spends a freakishly long time on facebook.

Person A - Is John coming out tonight?
Person B - No, he is staying in. Probably on Facebook stalking women.
Person A - Oh, he is such a Face-Warrior!

Face-Warrior by Gez North December 21, 2009

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Rainbow Unicorn Face Paint Warrior

An unofficial nickname for the former WWE and current TNA wrestler Jeff Hardy.

Look the Rainbow Unicorn Face Paint Warrior is going to do the Swanton Bomb.

Rainbow Unicorn Face Paint Warrior by Humanomaly 666 June 24, 2016

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Warrior Face Mask

When a male removes his pants and places his cojones otherwise known as nuts, balls, crown jewels, and or nads on anothers face. The sack is placed over the nose and extends down the victims face. This act is called the Warrior Face Mask.

Yo dude, did you hear John gave Jimbo the Warrior Face Mask.

No way man, that's awesome!!

Tiffany said something in the room smelled funny, so I decided to give her the Warrior Face Mask.

Warrior Face Mask by Dr. Nutter September 4, 2013

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cd warrior fuck face vagina

getting a cd right in your vagina and a cd player in your ass while wearing armor

that cd warrior fuck face vagina was pretty intense

cd warrior fuck face vagina by mengina face 7 April 13, 2009

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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