Somebody who spends more than 75% of their free time on Facebook.

Someone who spends a freakishly long time on facebook.
Person A - Is John coming out tonight?
Person B - No, he is staying in. Probably on Facebook stalking women.
Person A - Oh, he is such a Face-Warrior!
by Gez North December 21, 2009
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When a male removes his pants and places his cojones otherwise known as nuts, balls, crown jewels, and or nads on anothers face. The sack is placed over the nose and extends down the victims face. This act is called the Warrior Face Mask.
Yo dude, did you hear John gave Jimbo the Warrior Face Mask.

No way man, that's awesome!!

Tiffany said something in the room smelled funny, so I decided to give her the Warrior Face Mask.
by Dr. Nutter August 3, 2013
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An unofficial nickname for the former WWE and current TNA wrestler Jeff Hardy.
Look the Rainbow Unicorn Face Paint Warrior is going to do the Swanton Bomb.
by Humanomaly 666 June 24, 2016
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