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Somebody who spends more than 75% of their free time on Facebook.

Someone who spends a freakishly long time on facebook.
Person A - Is John coming out tonight?
Person B - No, he is staying in. Probably on Facebook stalking women.
Person A - Oh, he is such a Face-Warrior!
by Gez North December 21, 2009
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