1. One who is too involved with their own life to care about yours
2. One who thinks their life is more important then yours
3. One who would rather see you miserable then happy
4. one who takes joy in stripping you of your dignity, self esteam, joy (basiclly anything good)

My mother is a douchebag

douchebag by REECE HOLIDAY April 15, 2006

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douchbaggery

the factory where douche bags are made.

that asshole probably works at a douchbaggery

douchbaggery by kman kenny January 15, 2008

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Douchbagistan

A wannabe golf course that is really nothing more than a goat pasture that is run by snobs that think they know everything and have inside information about everything but can not disclose what it is they know.

I played golf at Douchbagistan today and Nick, the Mayor of Douchbagistan washed my balls for me. A golf course in Kentucky where the assistant ball washer is known as Mayor Nick, the Mayor of Douchebagistan. He knows something very interesting but he can not tell you what it is.

Douchbagistan by Donald Cameron December 9, 2008

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