dildoo

one who's head contains a vaste supply of air. a waste of human matter. a worthless soul.

The guy who rejected my first definition of dildoo is a dildoo.

by jLOUD July 26, 2006

Dildough

A female prosthetic phallus made from a meat based dough, most likely meatball mix, to cover a She wee (a funnel used by women to urinate standing up, commonly used at festivals)

Think I'm gonna make a dildough for Glasto, see you in a bit

by Gingle October 28, 2010

Dildotron

Something gay, having to do with a certain Travis

Travis you dildotron
Travis get your dildotron out here

by sb September 10, 2004

dildohead

one whom has a dildo situated on his/her forehead

mate you are the massivest dildohead

by Andrea Fiorentino December 28, 2005

box of dildoes

A difficult situation, the kind that will just fuck you over and over until it's resolved.

Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."

by Diamond Sprout January 11, 2009

Dildoic

After the mesozoic era, the dildoic era is one of extreme tightness. The term dildoic can be used to describe someone or something, a time or place, or an emotion.

We are in the dildoic age.
That is dildoic.
Everything in this chest looks to be from a very dildoic age, or even from the dildoic age.

by Shon Gibdog October 10, 2003

Dido

fucking dull.
beige.

No mate, wasn't listening because she's so Dido

by eldoe April 21, 2011