crotch fluff

When a male purposely adjusts his crotch in order to achieve the maximum amount of profile bulge required to initiate mating rituals with a female.

It’s embarrassing going to the pool with Chad because he keeps crotch fluffing just before he walks up to hot girls sitting at the edge of the pool.

by 8pablodiablo0 December 3, 2020

Camp Crotch

When you are on your boyfriend's back in a lake and he farts all gross like and it goes straight up in your vagina and causes BV or worse.

So, we were banging and she was all "OMG is that your feet?"

He said, "Nah, yiu got camp crotch from my shit bubble."

by Bitchtitties December 17, 2020

flaming crotch waffle

A crotch so inflamed it looked like her pussy was on a waffle iron.

I was about to smash when she pulled her pants down, I screamed flaming crotch waffle and ran.

by CrazyGirl1991 November 12, 2020

Comp crotch

When a girl doesn't wash or shave her pussy while on workers comp.

When Jess sits around her place in sweatpants, she is getting a nasty case of Comp crotch

by Captain Towel October 28, 2020

Red Crotch Rum

Red Crotch Rum- When a man cums inside a woman while she is on her period and than drinks the bloody Semen from her crotch.

During shark week, my husbands favorite drink is Red Crotch Rum.

by Big Slick Dick Rick October 30, 2020

Crotch Goblin

A tiny goblin who lives in your underwear while you are sleeping. Usually picks and eats the dick cheese from a foreskin. Also wakes up at 3am to eat custard.

The crotch goblin has been has been sleeping peacefully in its owner’s underwear.

by Lebo Luke January 3, 2021

Crotch-witch

Horny slut

If a man tells you to make him a "sandwich", imagine him in a three-sum with two women, but if you wanna get in a girl's pants, call her a crotch-witch.

by Para-nuro-chick January 14, 2021