A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.
The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
by MC Gee January 23, 2008
Get the I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackersmug. tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
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jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
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by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009
Get the i would let you eat crackers on my bedmug. did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!
by Princess Peach ™ February 7, 2008
Get the I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackersmug. joe: lad, where’s the cracker i need to do these last cannisters?
michael: just over there next to the remote
michael: just over there next to the remote
by Darren Gee January 1, 2021
Get the crackermug. A black man that loves to be with only white women and can’t see himself dating or mixing with any other race.
Black men’s kryptonite dating only white women.
Also a black man’s way to be secured financial.
Black men’s kryptonite dating only white women.
Also a black man’s way to be secured financial.
DEFINITION: a black man that only dates white women.
Did you hear about what’s his name. ? He’s cracker stacker to his list of women.
Did you hear about what’s his name. ? He’s cracker stacker to his list of women.
by MYKAL DOMENIC December 28, 2022
Get the cracker stackermug. by tyrone pp March 5, 2020
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Get the crackermug.