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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
by MC Gee January 23, 2008
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i would let you eat crackers on my bed

the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you
tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
sentence for i would let you eat crackers on my bed
by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009
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cracker

a small metal device used to open nitrous oxide cannisters into a balloon
joe: lad, where’s the cracker i need to do these last cannisters?
michael: just over there next to the remote
by Darren Gee January 1, 2021
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cracker stacker

A black man that loves to be with only white women and can’t see himself dating or mixing with any other race.

Black men’s kryptonite dating only white women.

Also a black man’s way to be secured financial.
DEFINITION: a black man that only dates white women.

Did you hear about what’s his name. ? He’s cracker stacker to his list of women.
by MYKAL DOMENIC December 28, 2022
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Salty Cracker

A pissed off squeaky white kid. "salty cracker" is chanted over and over again to piss them off.
They all chanted "salty cracker!" when that one squeaky kid lost in a basketball 1v1.
by tyrone pp March 5, 2020
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cracker

Jack: I love eating crackers
George: same
jack: yes, the hearts the best part
by tvkfd April 9, 2022
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