A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.
The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
by MC Gee January 23, 2008
Get the I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackersmug. tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
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jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
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by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009
Get the i would let you eat crackers on my bedmug. did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!
by Princess Peach ™ February 7, 2008
Get the I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackersmug. Someone who cracks digital security systems and safety code; a hacker.
Used like this by the BBC in the 2000s.
Used like this by the BBC in the 2000s.
by Erikaheath March 18, 2021
Get the Crackermug. by Slopeface November 5, 2024
Get the Rice crackermug. when something is so unbelievable. when something is so unfathomable. when something is really REALLY fucking mind boggling. that's when something is crackers.
person 1: we found out you committed treason, piracy in general and mutiny on the high seas in the Philippine waters, qualified piracy, qualified bribery, parricide, murder, infanticide, kidnapping and serious illegal detention and robbery with violence against or intimidation of persons.
person 2: thats crackers!
person 1: you are serving a sentence for 354 years.
person 2: thats crackers!
person 1: you are serving a sentence for 354 years.
by July 19, 2021
Get the crackersmug. The white person version of nigger rigging, as in fixing something up in an unorthodox manner regardless of how it looks.
by Godzilla2019 October 7, 2024
Get the Cracker Jackingmug.