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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
by MC Gee January 23, 2008
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i would let you eat crackers on my bed

the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you
tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
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by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009
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Cracker

Someone who cracks digital security systems and safety code; a hacker.

Used like this by the BBC in the 2000s.
“A cracker locked me out of my twitter account! What am I gonna do now? I had 69 followers!”
by Erikaheath March 18, 2021
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Rice cracker

An person of Asian decent, that is ridiculously white.
"Hey look at Lu Kim, drinking a pumpkin spice latte. He's such a rice cracker."
by Slopeface November 5, 2024
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crackers

when something is so unbelievable. when something is so unfathomable. when something is really REALLY fucking mind boggling. that's when something is crackers.
person 1: we found out you committed treason, piracy in general and mutiny on the high seas in the Philippine waters, qualified piracy, qualified bribery, parricide, murder, infanticide, kidnapping and serious illegal detention and robbery with violence against or intimidation of persons.

person 2: thats crackers!

person 1: you are serving a sentence for 354 years.
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Cracker Jacking

The white person version of nigger rigging, as in fixing something up in an unorthodox manner regardless of how it looks.
Person1: "What term do you use for a white person pulling a nigger rig?"

Person2: "Cracker Jacking"
by Godzilla2019 October 7, 2024
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