Coffee Waffle

When you take a shower after drinking coffee and have to take a shit. So you end up waffle stomping them down the drain.

"I got the coffee shits so bad in the shower this morning that I had to Coffee Waffle them."

by sailorkatz April 4, 2021

Cofferdam

Covrering a vagina to prevent queefs from escaping.

Person A: Hey man doesn't her queefing bother you?
Person B: Nah man I just cup my hand to cofferdam her

by Butt_Muncher31 April 9, 2021

coffee

legal drug.

my dad wont stop drinking coffee!

by janagonewild April 22, 2021

coffee teeth

Coffee in your teeth

My mom has coffee teeth.

by Summer with tree my door May 15, 2021

Coffee Creamer

When a person looks like or seems like they'll enjoy a coffee enema, then having someone ejaculate into their anus, mixing them up.

You know Micheal? He's quite the coffee creamer.

by QTEila May 19, 2021

coffeeye

“you feel like having coffee”

“im feeling coffeeye!”

by beckyismybestie May 24, 2021

Coffee

My definition of coffee is that I was jacking off in the train station and listening to Ariana grande and I thought it sounded cool.

If I was listening to coffee and I was probably jacking off in the train station.

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021