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Coffee Waffle
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When you take a
shower
after drinking
coffee
and have to take a shit. So you end up waffle stomping them down the
drain
.
"I got the coffee shits so
bad
in the shower this morning that I had to
Coffee
Waffle
them."
Coffee Waffle
by
sailorkatz
April 4, 2021
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