clooser

Clumsy looser

Oh you clooser

by Hoostiny September 8, 2020

closet karen

A person that acts like a karen in private areas or does things passive aggressively to get their way instead of being full on in public

“that lady gave me an angry look when i said i supported the protests”
“in public she acts perfectly fine but in private she’s such a closet karen about how i am”

by the_medium_waffle September 8, 2020

closeprince640

i kid i play mc with

you know closeprince640? that sounds like a person who’d played mc

by not rxve07 October 25, 2020

Closet Friend

A friend that shows up to parties early, because they are insecure.

Jake showed up first, because he was afraid to bring attention to himself by arriving later:
What a closet friend:

I know right:

by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWeatherbo November 11, 2020

Cloosterman

Probably the hottest last name in the century.

It turns out that people with "Cloosterman" as their last name mainly has acne. They are mainly nice people, and always has a fighting spirit.

They mainly have friends that always ask them how to spell their last name.,

Jake: "Yo look its Cloosterman!"
Nathan: "OMG HES SO COOL!"

by Stop Hammer Time September 24, 2020

Closet Goblin

A homosexual or queer person (oftentimes in denial) who happens to be homophobic.

My friend's brother just called me the f-slur. I don't know why he's so homophobic, he literally has a boyfriend. God, he's such a fucking closet goblin!

by anonymous September 26, 2020

clitsitivity

Clitsitivity is the combination of the words clitoris sensitivity.

I don't want to use a vibrator too much, otherwise, it could affect my clitsitivity.

by When Keepin it Real Goes Wrong October 4, 2020