couch shit trap

the act of shitting between two couch cushions and letting an unexpected person sit on it

after i took that couch shit trap i put a video camera on the wall and taped steve while he sat on it

by jommy cash February 2, 2010

caugh

when the act of laughing makes you involuntarily swallow down the windpipe causing you to cough

When she hard that joke she caughed so hard

by UKinNY May 3, 2017

glued her to the couch

To have sex on the couch. Often times occurring when the bedroom is occupied.

After we went back to her place, I glued her to the couch.

by slurber August 8, 2011

cum caughing

the act of cuaghing or houking up cum the day after giving oral sex

sally hates cum caughing after a long night of giving oral sex

by xtOcy December 22, 2004

couch

a good old place where we all get naked

last night we had a crazy orgy on the couch

by Cptn Mexico January 22, 2005

COUCH TOMATO

A very sexy female television viewer;a sexy female couch potato;a "tomato" seated on a love seat or a divan or a hide-a-bed.

Dam,Wilbur! Will you take a look at Daisy Mae,watchin`television? At 38-22-36,shezza reel`COUCH TOMATO,ain`t she?

by SIDNEY GOLDSMITH November 27, 2003

couched

When one certain girl is screwed over big time by one certain boy (who may or may not have the name Mike Couch). Can be applied to many different situations, but always results in a not so smitten girl and a douche-bag boy who doesn't even know what's going on.

A: So basically he doesn't even know the word "Hi."
E: Wow, cunt. You got couched. Big time!

by JustGotCouched March 17, 2009