wook book

A chicken.

or

A cry to alert hens.

:Oh, you're so generous, wook books, laying me so many eggs midwinter.

:gaining attention of hens WOOK BooOOK!!

by Ekename March 13, 2019

Urban Phone Book

noun; What people think Urban Dictionary is. They always put entries for names and not for other things, which is where the "phone book" thing comes to play.

Alice: Gawd, I hate all of these people thinking Urban Dictionary is somehow Urban Phone book.

by Kugeln March 18, 2019

Book

Why would you look up the definition of a book??

I like this book

by BigTortle January 15, 2019

Body Booking

Repeatedly slapping someone all over their body with a book

Random attacker: *starts repeatedly hitting a guy with a book*
Guy: OW OW OW! hey man stop Body Booking me I didn’t even do anything wrong

by Female sans June 11, 2018

book

code word for “steal”

1: Let’s go book some shit
2: don’t say that so loud!
1: why?!
2: some people know it means steal!!!

by Nuhtella June 30, 2018

book

You can lose yourself in their pages. They make you laugh and cry all at once.

"You can never have enough books." J.K.Rowling

by bitchy person 987 xxx July 4, 2018

Publishing a book

Where a person takes ages to respond back to you, or you see “____ is typing...” for 8 years.

Damn, is Sam publishing a book right now?

by AlluringAurora July 7, 2018