itchy boner

when a males urethra itches and you rub your head to get rid of it, but give yourself a boner instead.

Man, I have an itchy boner.

by Illydex March 26, 2019

cloner boner

The act of recreating the same boner from looking at the same pornagraphic sources

I only had a magazine so for a week I had to have a cloner boner

by Philbeick17 September 22, 2013

boner owner

To be turned on by something.

That Irish accent is a real boner owner.

by Thomoxii May 1, 2015

booty boner

A booty boner occurs when one thoroughly enjoys it in the arse.

"I saw this cute guy last night and immediately got a booty boner."

by The Chaks July 19, 2017

Partial boner

When the penis of a homo sapien reaches at least thirty percent maximum capacity of the corpus cavernosum with blood flowage

This morning i woke up with a partial boner.. before it went away,I opened up my bedroom window and showed it to the birds foraging for grubs in the garden below.

by Sitonapotatopanotis June 2, 2018

Boner Disease

When a man is unable to keep it in his pants, regardless of marital status. Often referred to as “sex addiction” by those irresponsible men seeking an excuse.

Damn Jenny...I bet he told you he had boner disease...that jerk!

by jennyboner October 29, 2019

Boner Dispenser

A person, usually female, that causes a males penis to become erect very quickly

amy is a boner dispenser.... ;p

by TheAlmightyBonerDispenser July 28, 2011