mental boner

it’s like a regular boner but for your brain and is mostly revolves around a quality that you admire in someone.

The fact that she fills my mind with ideas gives me a mental boner.

by YuOfTheNight January 8, 2020

rona boner

An interminable condition caused by extended periods spent in self-isolation during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 absent of sexual stimulus from another human.

a) Tom's Rona Boner is getting pretty bad, he straight up just changed his facebook cover photo to a dick pic.
b) They've limited the purchase quantity of vaseline at the local supermarket - that'll be on account of the Rona Boner.

by Haunted Fax Machine March 30, 2020

Boner Negotiation

When you have a throbbing, pulsating boner but she is still talking about her mom, so you breathe deeply through your nose and fight off the ape within.

My unwillingness to make a move on Alyssa led to me having to perform Boner Negotiation on myself.

by TheFirmHandshake May 15, 2020

Boner Apron

A personal protective device designed to conceal rage boners.

My co-worker REALLY pissed me off today. Luckily, I was wearing my boner apron so no one could see just how angry I was.

by Garf144 June 22, 2020

Boner Kebab

A Type Of Doner Kebab Which Is Not Made On A Spinning Grill.It Is Made Hard And Stiff In The Pants Of Several Men

GARDHAN!, Would you like to eat my Boner Kebab?

by AbbuUXG October 17, 2020

boner narcalepsy

a medical condition restricted to male's caused by abnormally large erections that very suddenly drain all the blood from the brain when it's required to erect the penis inturn causing the patient to loose concousness.

So the doctor finally diagnosed my problem bro, he says it's a clear case of boner narcalepsy| , I geuss your mom was right man!

by Vendetta Fist September 19, 2017

sarcastic boner

When you pretend you are turned on by somthing, but are really hit fakeing it.

"Wanna see me swallow a squirrel"

"You're giving me such a sarcastic boner rn"

by Jakepaulismahdad September 29, 2017