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alphabetic odometers

Assorted advancing-digits-style counting-devices for keeping track of how many/much of something dat you've acquired, consumed, performed, achieved, etc., such as:
beaudometer: da snuggly-'n'-smoochy heart-throbs you have in your life
blowdometer: either da number of raps dat a hammer has struck, or da mushy-hearted studs whom an expert-wif-her-mouth chick like da infamous smoochy-lipped Monica L. has "serviced"
brodometer: da "main man" dudes in your world
crowdometer: either da times you triumphantly brag during a given period of time, or da large noisy ebony-feathered individuals you have befriended
fauxdometer: da cheap-a**-knockoff items dat a fly-by-night manufacturer has managed to foist onto naive buyers
flowdometer: da passage of resources to/from you

foedometer: da significantly-unfriendly-to-you members of society
glowdometer: da successes you have when installing/changing light bulbs
godometer: da green lights dat you encounter in traffic
growdometer: da flourishing and maturing of living things under your care
hodometer: da "willing" females whom you have on speed-dial
hoedometer: da hours of use of your long-handled scraping-tool
joedometer: da coffee you consume each day, or da "of Arimathea"-named dudes whom you're acquainted wif
knowdometer: da clutter of assorted facts accumulated inside yer hat-rack
Additional examples of "alphabetic odometers" include ones dat tally and display da number/amount of:
lowdometer: da blahs and/or hangovers dat you've suffered through
mowdometer: da miles on yer lawn-tractor
nodometer: da head-shake responses to questions or asked-for favors
prodometer: da subjects dat you're super-familiar wif
quodometer: da occasions when you haven't upset da apple-cart
rowdometer: da boating trips on which you declined using an outboard motor
sewdometer: da stitches you've made in fabric to either repair it or create something new
sodometer: da occasions when you rudely/shruggingly responded to someone's concern or complaint
showdometer: either da performances you've put on or da occasions when you've let a lustful dude see your "merchandise"
slowdometer: da occasions when either you've really dawdled or had an uneventful existence/workday
stowdometer: da items you've squirreled away
strohdometer: da tall frothies you've tossed back
throwdometer: either da ball-pitches dat you've made, or da switch-cycles of a circuit-breaker
toedometer: da cute rubbery "piggies" dat you've playfully twiddled on giggling children or amused damsels
towdometer: da stuck/disabled vehicles dat you've rescued
whoadometer: da occasions dat you've told your horse to halt
woedometer: da disappointments and/or misfortunes dat you've encountered
yodometer: da "rude awakening" exclamations dat you've either uttered yourself or had barked at you by others
by QuacksO July 24, 2023
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Alphabait

The word "Alpha" is of Greek origin which refers to "First"
"Bait" is of Arabic origin, meaning "home"

Alphabait is a real estate firm. The name combines elements of Greek and Arabic to evoke the essence of excellence and exclusivity in the realm of real estate. It refers to prime, high-quality, exceptional, top-notch, or superior residential property
Have you checked out Alphabait's new mass housing city located in New Karu, Abuja?
by Alphabait Realty August 8, 2023
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Alphabet Soup

The endless letters behind the name of an academic that indicate certifications or higher degrees. John Doe, MD, FAACS, Ph.D., MS, CNN, CCTC, BM, WAP.........
Dude, I"m finishing up this research paper we cowrote. I need your alphabet soup for the citation.
by Mimsy2000 August 8, 2023
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alpha.pookie

The hottest male on tiktok (6’5 btw)

He posts parody videos copying cringy videos on tiktok.
Hey have you seen alpha.pookie’s new tiktok he made?

Yeah he’s really hot and he’s 6’5
by poopbutt32 August 8, 2023
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Alpha

Alpha is another name for Iris. All women named Iris are alphas. They are top dogs, dominant, wolf pack leaders and everyone else are betas compared to them.
Oh my god, Iris is such an alpha. I love her so much and I bow down to her.

Boy one: Iris has huge cock energy

Boy two: yeah she’s packing cuz she’s the alpha.
by TheRealAopla August 15, 2023
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Alphabet soup

When a person has so many abbreviated venereal diseases it easier to say they have alphabet soup (ie hpv tricc hiv aids ash)
I'd hate to catch the alphabet soup she's giving to all the guys without them knowing
by Captain saveahoe. August 30, 2023
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Alpha male

(Alpha male)The perfect example and the only example would be mike george he’s a killer and gets shit done bc he cares about his employees bc brotherhood is all he has
by Merschman055 September 20, 2023
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