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albuquerque

complete crap town. home to the worst drivers, the worst burritos (unless you know where to get the good ones), and home to worthless filth who beg for money outside just about every store in the west side.

we have what we call "hell hour"... about 4:00pm, right before rush hour where the worst drivers manage to merge onto the freeways at once before congestion. crappy ass cars with wire wheels going 80mph about 4" apart. you are lucky if you dont seen an accident happen right in front of you, and gunfire as the result.
"dude, albuquerque is a peice of shit"

"yeah i know..."

"lets burn this fucker down"

"ok"
by bigdickmike October 3, 2008
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Albino starfish

N. A degrading sex move that involves the male ejaculating into his hand, and slapping a female in her face.
Bitch was talking back to me, so I jizzed in my hand and gave her an albino starfish.
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Fat Albert

1. a C-130T airplane

2. a strain of cannabis

(perhaps influenced by the character in Stories told by comedian Bill Cosby)
How did he got to ride Fat Albert.
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mount albert

a small town of about 10 people north of toronto ontario, not very well known for anything except for its 7 man march down the street every night.there's a high fear of populated streets in mount albert, more people are dieing due to the crowded streets, they're not used to it. there's a park and 2 convinience stores there, and that's about it. if you acquire a dealer in one of the 10 people living in mount albert, you'll recieve a text message EVERY day saying "you need tomorrow?" even when you're not in town. so when you think your town is bad, go to mount albert for a week.
guy 1: man i hate living in uxbridge, it's so ghetto and small. there's nothing to do here except for smoke up.
guy 2: you've clearly never been to mount albert, go there for a week and you'll appreciate uxbridge.
by eiousdikd :) March 27, 2009
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prince albert

by bob flettchel November 6, 2007
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Albanian

Drita, you stupid Albanian, you! ;)
by 123X456X789 July 2, 2009
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Albuquerque Dem

(n) person that possesses three things and happens to living in or around Albuquerque: registered democrat, liberal agenda, and a need for speed.
Thanks to the Albuquerque Dem(s), the roadways are so safe.
by Non ABQ Dem August 16, 2010
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