I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.

Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

by MC Gee January 23, 2008

i would let you eat crackers on my bed

the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you

tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
sentence for i would let you eat crackers on my bed

by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

a song by the band KillWhitneyDead

did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!

by Princess Peach ™ February 7, 2008

Rizz Cracker

A Cracker with Rizz

“Damn that’s a Rizz cracker if I’ve ever seen one”

by HAYDENCRAFT2008 February 1, 2024

cracker

Irish (specifically Dublin) slang for a girl who is good looking

Guy 1: Bro did ye see Shauna yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah I did she’s such a cracker.
Guy 1: I know man!

by Yup bro 23 February 2, 2023

Blacker Cracker

This can apply to a black guy who happens to be whitewashed or a white guy who thinks he’s black

Blacka cracka can be used when you’re not using it with the hard R

Guy 1: yooo look, its Eminem
Guy 2: he’s one of those Blacker Crackers

by Dino_Nuggies_69 June 13, 2025

Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.

After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024