Pigeon shit

When a disc golfer shows up to the course intoxicated from whiskey and marijuana. This golfer usually shoots the worst score and walks around with his lip dragging on the ground. He also wears boots covered in bird shit and falls off the tee boxes because he is so drunk!

Did you guys see that pigeon shit yesterday?

by Give me a beer in the c shop August 26, 2021

Level 8 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with another human shitting.

You ever have to go shit at the same time someone else does while camping? Lots of level 8 shits I've had.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Shit Flip

A shit flip occurs when a man falls asleep. A woman pulls down

the man's pants and takes a shit on his unerected penis. When the man awakes and has morning wood, it flips with the erected penis and goes onto his stomach.

My man was very surprised this morning when I decided to give him the ol' shit flip.

by David143 February 5, 2018

lub shit

when you are playing fortnite and instead of using bandages you shoot your rocket launcher into the ground killing yourself. Also tends

Me- hey man use some bandages
Friend- Great idea man
*blows self up with rocket launcher*
Me- Wow that was some Lub shit

by hello123412 May 14, 2018

all that and a bag of shit

When someone thinks they're all that and a bag of chips, but you hate them so much that don't feel they're worth being compared to something good, even with sarcasm.

"My coworker is so stuck up and condescending, she's all that and a bag of shit."

by JustYourAverageTwilightZoneFan June 8, 2023

Shit rumbles

When you get belly rumbles/ pains which usually occur before you need a poo.
When your poop is in process of exiting the anus.

Awww I’ve got proper shit rumbles

by Bb cx October 29, 2020

Shit-tacular

Something so bad it's awe inspiring

Travis' decision making skills are Shit-tacular at best

by Fuvkmesoftlywithachainsaw January 12, 2017