Dipped my Cob in Butter

The act of sticking your penis into a dripping wet vagina.

Boooiii ... I dipped my cob in butter last night!

by MK_Ultra1980 March 8, 2019

Don't Trash My Beach

When someone tries to ruin something you thought was cool. Similar to the phrase "Don't rain on my parade"

Guy " mmm this coffee is delicious."
Guys friend "is it fair trade?"
Guy "Don't Trash My Beach"

"I thought you said it was going to be nice?"

"Dude, Don't Trash My Beach."

by Goddessamani March 13, 2019

Anal my kananal until it is painful

What you tell your bf when you want anal sex

I told liam to anal my kananal until it is painful

by Ava eats cock March 14, 2019

stroking my beard

A woman masturbating

I am stroking my beard tonight

by Ard rob March 15, 2019

I'd eat my bread without butter!

What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.

Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

Ooh my

what she said when i pulled out my dick

*pulls it out*
"ooh my, does it end?"

by The all-wise Buddah December 12, 2018

My Name Jeff

Really epic meme

Epic Fortnite gamer:"My name Jeff"
9 Year old gamer girl: "fuck me"

by PokeBread December 12, 2018