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Jealousy Boner

A boner that occurs when you witness something so impressive that it turns you on because you wish you could do it to. Not necessarily sexual.
Person 1: Hey Ben! How’s your jealousy boner?
Person 2: My what?!?!
Person 1: Your jealousy boner that you got after you watched Josh eat that mixed kebab without spilling anything!
Person 2: I’m leaving...
by John St.Ben March 3, 2019
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Boner Confidence

A condition where a man becomes so confident in himself he gets an erection.
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Sarah flirted with my husband so much that it gave him boner confidence
by Elsey Belsey January 6, 2019
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strong boner

Sexual arousal to the highest degree in situations where it would not be comfortable nor appropriate.
A very attractive woman walked into the office, I looked at her and got a strong boner. I was embarrassed (but exited).
by f4000 June 12, 2018
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Fanboy Boner

The sort of boner one gets when they see something they are very passionate about
He got a fanboy boner after seeing the new trailer for his favortie franchise
by AyysianBoi June 15, 2018
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sex boner

when a guy has a hard on playing xbox there called having boners
dude i was having a sex boner last night while playing on my xbox
by Sex vibe July 22, 2018
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Frowny Boner

When a man's penis has become extraordinarily sad. Flaccid and disheartened; the penis may even partially attempt to retreat back into the groin area in search of a safe space
Pass. Swipe Left. No way, she gives me a total frowny boner.
by LiterallyNobodyCares August 1, 2018
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Toilet Boner

That awkward moment when your dick gets slightly to hardcore erect, and it hits the bottom of the toilet seat.
*Mom walks in*
OH MY GOD CHAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING???”
“Chill out Mom. I got a toilet boner. Just cleaning my meat.”
“Oh okay, understood.”
by IFap232BluntsIG August 10, 2018
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