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That awkward moment when your dick gets slightly to hardcore erect, and it hits the bottom of the toilet seat.
*Mom walks in*
“OH MY GOD CHAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING???”
“Chill out Mom. I got a toilet boner. Just cleaning my meat.”
Oh okay, understood.”
by IFap232BluntsIG August 10, 2018
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