touch the d

Refers to manual stimulation of the penis, usually by another party.

Yo, did you get laid last night?
Naw.
That sucks, brah.
It wasn't all bad.
Oh? Did she at least touch the d?
Yeah, brah. Yeah.

by XtheN October 18, 2007

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touchxedo

a t-shirt that is based on the sense of touch that takes the design of a tuxedo

damn thats a nice touchxedo

by ABH and TEG April 13, 2010

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Touchbung

One that takes excessive delight in touching another's spinchter. Primary manifested in homosexual encounters.

Milt goosed Andy. Andy muttered under his breath "What a touchbung!"

by LennX December 26, 2011

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Army Infantry term for a pointless meeting (the infantry is all male). The army is also very homophobic and the slightly gay reference of the term is also meant to be derogatory to whoever called the meeting.

LT #1: Man where you off to in such a hurry.
LT #2: The Colonel called another dick touching session to remind us the appropriate method for ordering Hum-V tires again.

by infantryscoming August 19, 2010

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Face Toucher

Someone who has candles lit every time they have sex. Who gazes intensely into your eyes and touches your face and asks, in hushed tones, "is this ok?"

ryan gosling in 'the notebook' - I bet Ryan Gosling was a Face Toucher when he was getting with Rachel McAdams… it put us off him a bit

by ciapel January 31, 2014

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