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Up joke

When you top somebody's joke with another joke.
"Dick went to the doctor’s the other day
Did Dick?
Dick Did!
Poorly Dick?
Sick Dick!"

Such an up joke.

-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy

"Dick was dining at the restaurant.
Dick was?
Was Dick ever! It was on the tax-payer!
Clever Dick.
Slick Dick!"

Double up joke.

-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy
by WolfsbaneD August 4, 2022
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Dad Jokes

Annoying jokes your dad tells you. At one point you probably thought they were very funny, but not anymore. Now he just tells you them because he misses the old you and wishes he could go back to the good old days.
These dad jokes are very unfunny.

I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.
by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022
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Joke

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JOKE

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Joke

Joke
Joke.
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Joke

A thing someone says for the purpose of being funny but is probably boring anyways because they're a loser.
Bob: Hey Joe wanna hear a joke?
Joe: Sure why not.
Bob: knock knock.
Joe: -_-
Joe: you boring bitch
by an idiotic taco September 27, 2022
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Joke

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Arciteque is a joke
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