Shit Bird

Someone who acts all friendly but then makes all kinds of excuses when you need a hand with something. Usually after accepting the offer.

Ty:" Hey bud, can you give me a ride to the show Saturday?"
Shit Bird:"Sure, give me a call!"

Later, that weekend,
Ty: "Hey Bud Can you come get me for the show?"
Shit Bird:" Oh, sorry, I'm already here and I've been drinking!"
Ty:"Gee Thanks, Shit Bird!"

by Arjai April 3, 2010

You're a bird

generally a insult to people on computer games. May be used against friends to insult sexuality.

1) (call of duty 4 chat)
"Hey guys i'm bored"
"No you're a bird"
"Go Fuck yourself i'm a boy!"
"yeah you say that now"

by Ashley Konna October 11, 2008

Flappy bird

A soft or otherwise flaccid penis

I pulled out my bird and just couldn't get hard. I had a flappy bird

by Eynak January 28, 2014

Baby Bird

When you receive a blowjob but you are not the slightest bit aroused. Your flacid and lifeless penis looks like a worm that a young birdling is pecking at.

That landcow of a girl was so nasty she was doing the baby bird until I threw her out.

by Jonathan Pompadour January 22, 2008

bird dog

n. An automobile that is going fast enough to "flush out" police and allows another automobile to drive over the speed limit without being ticketed.

Synonamous with cop cleaner.

It is ok to go 65 in a school zone, your bird dog is going 70.

by Kirbyb September 28, 2005

terror bird

Bird-like creatures of the jurrassic period which walk the streets today. They usually have millions of smaller minions at their disposal.

"WATCH OUT the terror birds coming!Cover your heads!"

by myra May 10, 2003

Tweety Bird

The mascot for the most amazing BBG chapter in all of BBYO (Beshert BBG). Loves to flop, shmee, and act weird. Colors for Tweety are yellow and blue. Contrary to popular belief, Tweety bird is a boy!

See that yellow thing flopping in the corner? Soo Tweety Bird.

by tburd December 10, 2012