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Chinese Santa Claus

When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.
Looks like I caught the rona, time to pull a Chinese Santa Claus!
by lerogers7 December 9, 2020
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Duke Santaa

A universal slur for literally anything. Rocks, people, gods, etc. Doesn't matter, they all get offended
Shit, it's a Duke Santaa! Run!
by Heart Emoji April 20, 2021
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The Santa Claus

The act of climbing up on your roof, bending a girl over the chimney and pounding her until you blow, sending your “present”, down the chimney.
by sneakypetercheek May 23, 2021
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happy santa

When you or your partner inserts talcum powder into the anus so stimulate orgasm.
Happy santa always makes my anus so full.
by peepeegeegee July 28, 2021
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Sloppy Santa

When a man gets a blowjob under the christmas tree.
" hey Joe, I got a sloppy Santa last night under the tree!"
by Mr&MrsWilliams December 7, 2021
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Black Santa Claus

Unless he went back to the South pole, there's already been a Black Santa Claus before now, and it hasn't been remarkable news. Black Santa Claus was the Santa Claus that got shit done a few years ago, but with the Derek Chauvin versus George Floyd and similar incidents, Black Santa Claus might have said Fuck Christmas Nobody Acted Right last year (2020). By now Black Jesus and Black Santa Claus aren't new, 50 years ago their existence might have been shocking some people.
Black Santa Claus made it to TV a few years ago, but it seemed like people forgot about Christmas and any version of Santa Claus last year. Lotsf Cristians who celebrate Christmas are black, so t would only make sense that the one bringing them presents was Black Santa Claus. It would make more sense for Black Jesus to be the one to save their soul, not a guy that looks like the one that kneeled on their neck for almost 10 minutes. That guy looks more like the antichrist to them than Jesus.
by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
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ghetto santa

Jerome is the worlds best ghetto Santa
by a+t<3 December 26, 2021
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