stain-pain

The remorse one feels upon soiling another's linens with bodily excretions.

The night was going pretty well, until Anthony angered Melanie by ejaculating on her new Egyptian cotton sheets. Now he is feeling stain-pain.

NOTE: Not to be confused with Staind-pain, the extreme inner turmoil one experiences while listening to Break the Cycle.

by blowfishcrabs January 23, 2018

Stain

An ugly in every way possible unwanted human you can’t scrub out of your life, and is always there telling there incessantly telling lies, manipulating and treating people like peasants all for self centered reasons.

She is literally the stain of the earth.

by Laylah bitchin June 5, 2018

stationary products

Pens/pencils/erasers, notebooks, rulers, compasses, etc --- writing/drawing accessories that heartless grownups make poor little kiddies miserably sit in one place and use instead of letting them go outside to play.

What a farce --- all these self-righteous adults whining about modern-day children's preferring to watch TV and use their computers/cell-phones instead of doing outdoor activities, and yet when those very same youngsters **specifically ask to go outside**, those same snooty grownups heartlessly shake their heads and say, "No, you hafta stay here and finish your lessons!" Plus they balk at buying the youngsters nice outdoor-0activities equipment like skateboards or basketball-hoops, yet they always seem to manage the cash for stationary products to use in their boring schoolwork! It's just a big conspiracy to keep children "quiet and manageable"!

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

station patrol

When you walk up and down the station uncomfortable bacause your bus/train takes to long to arrive.

fuck this train is slow, better start a station patrol!

by YOURaverageBOI October 12, 2018

stained tator

When your doing another person and your nuts hit their ass hole and the get shit on them

My wife gave me the old stained tator last night while having sex

by Nottafuzz October 19, 2018

stainless steal

What da "departing" Bill and Hillary did wif da White House tableware.

I hear dat da "disgraced first couple" may have eventually returned da While House utensils, but it was still wrong --- and a terribly bad example to set for youngsters across America --- to perform da "stainless steal act" in da first place.

by QuacksO November 15, 2018

Stationery

Paper-thin rubber.

"I'll pick up the stationery; you get the wine."

by StarvingWolfman March 20, 2019