stain-pain

The remorse one feels upon soiling another's linens with bodily excretions.

The night was going pretty well, until Anthony angered Melanie by ejaculating on her new Egyptian cotton sheets. Now he is feeling stain-pain.

NOTE: Not to be confused with Staind-pain, the extreme inner turmoil one experiences while listening to Break the Cycle.

stain-pain by blowfishcrabs January 23, 2018

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Pain stain

A black eye or any other bruise received from a fight

After the boxing match Dave's eye was sporting a huge pain stain

Pain stain by Sundeamon666 April 29, 2013

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stain-pain • Pain stain • staind-pain • Stain Rider • Stain season • Stain baby • Stain Bomb • Stain Box • Stain Drain • Stain Factory

staind-pain

The extreme inner turmoil one experiences while listening to the album Break the Cycle.

Waking up with "It's Been A While" stuck in her head, Sarah experienced staind-pain for the first time since 2001.

NOTE: Not to be confused with stain-pain, the remorse one feels upon soiling another's linens with bodily excretions.

staind-pain by blowfishcrabs January 23, 2018

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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