alondra simp

a simp for a pretty girl name Alondra. With how perfect she is, there's a lot of Alondra simps out there.

Girl look, its clearly another Alondra simp. He's too busy thinking about getting Saturday bread for her just move on.

by Eric Yong January 28, 2022

Kurumi._.simp

A sexy motherfucker who posts the best stuff on TikTok

Yeah that’s kurumi._.simp the guy who’s sexy and funny

by Xenostrash May 2, 2021

Simp Ranboo

Ranboo who simps for male characters in videogames and a random dude on tommy's stream--

-wow he is such a simp- -yeah our pansexual ganderman is a simp ranboo-

by DreamSMPP February 7, 2022

Jon The Simp

Jon is a simp that simps over Trin/Lucid

Person 1: Lucid is in love with Jon!
Person 2: You know its Jon The Simp
Person 1: OMG WTF

by Caleb Is EPIC October 15, 2020

Simp Prison

The next level of Horny Jail

Simp: "I just donted 1000 to my queen pokikane!!!1!!1!!"
Chad: GO TO SIMP PRISON!

by I eat poop 69 January 22, 2022

Simp-athy

The feeling of sadness and disappointment a redpill man has as he helplessly watches a bluepill man get cucked.

I was working at the bar last night and served a guy who bought a ton of drinks for a girl just for her to leave with a different guy. I felt a lot of Simp-athy for him.

by Redpill Pastor May 12, 2019

Simp Biscuit

Jayson De Souza

Jayson is the biggest simp biscuit when it comes to his wife

by Haydvn February 23, 2023