selfie python

a person, generally a woman, who upon any social interaction instantly grabs you, pulls you close, and takes a selfie with you. You are in a death grip and can not escape before the selfie is taken.

Oh no, here comes Danielle, i'm running to the bathroom before she gets her selfie python death grip on me and everyone knows I was here.

by ROCKBOB26 March 18, 2016

self compliments

Someone that finds way to compliment themselves often

self compliments by Janie , typically take up 6 of her 8 hours at work. She loves telling everyone how awesome she is in every shape or form

by Shellbell July 2, 2016

Selfie

An photographic auto-portrait taken by an individual devoid of artistic talent and education.

Oh! Look at that duck-faced narcissistic idiot taking a poorly framed selfie.

by Snobby Frenchman July 1, 2016

self dicking

When you are being a dick to yourself, and yourself only.

I'm self dicking. I used cheat codes to intentionally make this video game as hard as possible.

by ManMan36 May 25, 2016

selfeces

The act of taking pictures of yourself taking a shit.

Ex: I'm about to shit my pants and I really need a new cover photo. I should go take some selfeces.

Ex: Kim Kardashian just leaked some new pics. If you need me I'll be beating my dick to her new Selfeces.

by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016

selfie

an action stupid people do holding a camera phone taking pictures of themselves. its really for stupid people. a lot of them die doing this

kayden took a a selfie of himself in the bathroom

by putout June 28, 2016

Self Orgy

Pleasuring yourself infront of many mirrors.
Similar to an orgy but by yourself

Guy 1:Wow who would have thought she's the kind of girl to be into self orgys
Guy 2: Ya I wouldn't believe it either if not for the videos

by sowy m9 July 23, 2016