Short Arm Shifty

The act of masturbation.

Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.

by Shuaman June 16, 2023

short girls with no hair

Have a big shinny forehead and are short that wear white jeans.

Short girls with no hair have a big attitude

by vanessa's daddy February 16, 2018

Maraca short of a Mariachi Band

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

short dick it

incompetence or inadequacy.
Something done poorly, a bad job, a rushed task the person could have done better at.
little or no effort used in the job or activity.

bro, you need to short dick it. we have five more jobs today and we don't have time to sit here and replace the bolt to the toilet seat.

by boot leg ;P June 8, 2016

Short

Very Very

Short

by OKjjjjjjj January 27, 2022

short arm

The passive-aggressive action of a clerk or cashier who, when handing a receipt across a counter to a client, will not extend their arm to the halfway point which forces the customer to have to make up the difference, subtly throwing him or her off balance.

When I was in that CVS earlier the cashier totally short armed me.

by anonymous May 2, 2024

Short king

A short king is more iconic and powerful

For example Gali Frost is a short king

by anonymous February 28, 2023