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by A dying goat September 16, 2025
Get the Moonmug. there’s a thing call a moon burn
which is a metaphor
the metaphor is, when someone has hurt you so bad they leave a mental scar and that stays there forever.
why it’s called a moon burn is because because the moon shines light — every light has its way of burning whether it’s a candle, a light bulb or even the sun— when the moon shines, it’s hard to get burned because of the light.
so it’s called a moon burn because it still burned but there’s nothing physically there.
which is a metaphor
the metaphor is, when someone has hurt you so bad they leave a mental scar and that stays there forever.
why it’s called a moon burn is because because the moon shines light — every light has its way of burning whether it’s a candle, a light bulb or even the sun— when the moon shines, it’s hard to get burned because of the light.
so it’s called a moon burn because it still burned but there’s nothing physically there.
by @tjisn‘tmyname September 8, 2023
Get the moon burnmug. When somebody has the little holes in their face (from acne scars) that resemble all the craters on the moon
Person 1: "Bro you really should take care of that acne before you get moon crater face"
Person 2: "Yeah, my brother had moon crater face and was taken away by NASA"
Person 2: "Yeah, my brother had moon crater face and was taken away by NASA"
by Geckoli December 8, 2023
Get the Moon crater facemug. <.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 26, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Moon ninja.
The moon ninja is the moon that appears in the daylight spotting it. Legend has it she has insomnia, and takes her nap on the wrong side of the moon
The moon ninja is the moon that appears in the daylight spotting it. Legend has it she has insomnia, and takes her nap on the wrong side of the moon
Point at object in sky “ is that the moon I can see out in day light?” Ahh the moon ninja has fallen asleep, insomnia. “
by Moonninja May 30, 2024
Get the Moon ninjamug. moon, I think she is the most beautiful girl I have met in my life, full of life and energy, always ready to go out and have fun and cheer you up, her smile and laugh will make you smile too, she is special, her eyes full of make-up are gorgeous but she has the look of a person who knows what she wants and is sure of herself and loves to smoke blue chesterfields, despite being a chimney I love her with all my little heart <3
Sid:hiii Moon <33
Moon: YOU HAVE MONEY, I HAVE TO BUY MY CIGARETTES
(joke is much better than that she is)
Moon: YOU HAVE MONEY, I HAVE TO BUY MY CIGARETTES
(joke is much better than that she is)
by Sid :( November 22, 2021
Get the Moon <3mug. moon gooning is a native american ritual that is performed under the moonlight and is usually performed in a group that involves blowing the head off a buffalo, skinning a elk whilst harvesting it's organs as you throw the guts in a tree while taking peyote and gooning (witch means ejaculating) in the elk's entrails . If done properly, you will ascend to the spirit realm and can resurrect the Phoenix, but if not done properly it has a chance of summoning the Eight-legged Chinese Man. Keep in mind that moon gooning is a illegal practice if you don't have a license.
by ProfessionalMoon-Gooner January 13, 2024
Get the moon gooningmug.