Jizz Fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.

Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.

by sci-isms March 20, 2024

Desmet Jizz on It

The Desmet Jizz on It is an inition technique used by all Desmet Students. This technique involves 3 guys at the most. The first guy lays completley naked on the floor with his stomach to the ground. The second guy (who is also completely nake) does push ups on his back. Each time he goes down, his penis goes into the first guys butt. The third man stands away a few feet and masturbates to it. When the third man is about to cum, all three chant "JIZZ ON IT! JIZZ ON IT!" And the third guy climaxs into the second guys ass. The first and third guy proceed to eat out the second mans ass as if it was chinese take out.

Junior: ay you new here?

Frehsman: ya

Junior: you wanna hang with the cool kids

Freshman: ya, i guess

Junior: k, after school go to the theater for a Desmet Jizz on it.

Freshman: A Desmet Jesuit?

Junior: Ya thats about right

by Desmet_Senior#1 September 28, 2017

Jizz Shart

When you have just had anal sex, you go to fart but jizz comes out.

Oh no, I Jizz Sharted myself.

by ArieOlaa March 10, 2020

Jizz

(Noun.) Secret ingredient of a big mac.

Larry: mmmmMMMMM this some good ass jizz inside this here sandwich.

by CoqMeatSandwich November 14, 2019

jizz flan

A Jizz Flan is an open, rimmed, pastry or sponge base, containing a sweet or savoury Jizz filling. Examples are the quiche lorraine, custard tart, and cummy yummy tummy surprise.

Give me another jizz flan will you, I'm going to eat this one without my hands.

by Turdsandwich22 June 24, 2017

jizz carpet

a large load in a females pubic hair from a males ejaculatory glands

i laid a new piece of jizz carpet on your mother last night.

by Nick Monico September 20, 2016

Jizz canon

When you nut in her butt and she farts it back out

Omg Addy just shot a jizz canon across the room

by Barry my cockinher June 18, 2022