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french trench 

a disgusting, unspeakable act where a man, in the process of having sex with a woman, shits and urinates in her vagina, simulating a french sewer, and then continues on having vaginal intercourse with her
The man squatted over his girlfriend as he attempted to preform a french trench with her.
french trench by Jebiyashi September 25, 2010

french dipstick 

getting a blowjob with a big ole fat pinch in!!
Dude totally got a french dipstick this morning with some cope straight in my mouth!
french dipstick by JD123454 December 10, 2010

French Toast Poke 

When a guy takes two fingers and pokes them into a girls ass, then into her mouth.
Hey baby let me give you a french toast poke! It'll be delicious!

French Negotiation 

The act of unconditional surrender without confrontation and willfully providing whatever is desired to an aggressor.
Guy 1: So, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?

Guy 2: Yep

Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!
French Negotiation by Neret March 22, 2011

French Slip-N-Slid 

When i guy shits then rubs it on his dick then fucks a girl using the shit as lube.
Damn I gave u the fastest french slip-n-slide ever!

French Connectioned 

Literally "fucked" following the company initials FCUK ie. French Connection UK.
Phil: I owe that Albanian gangster £500 and I have to pay it back by tonight. .
Ian: Man, you're totally French Connectioned!