eat shit and die

When you demand a nearby person to eat feces of any animal (Human Or Not) and then become a non-living being.

eat shit and die, cunt.

by explodoboy April 3, 2017

bitches gotta eat

a reply that sums up the serendipity & continuation of every day life; similar to: "that's the way the cookie crumbles" & "that's just the way things are".

John: I can't believe Ryan donated blood just to put food on the table.

Pete: Well, bitches gotta eat.

by therealmagee December 8, 2014

Eating her comforter

When a guy is eating a girls pussy and gets her pubic hairs in his mouth and swallows them he is eating her comforter.

Dude, Kolby was so hungry and horny last night, he was in allisons bed and ended up eating her comforter.

by Justin Harrison Fong October 24, 2005

eat dick, fucker

best phrase ever

ty can i wear your hat?

NO! eat dick, fucker

by josh70 January 6, 2009

eat my asshole

Someone that deserves to be hit.

WOW what is she doing, she can eat my asshole

by Pop Art! November 4, 2006

Eat N' Puke

Eat N' Park (Which makes no sense)

People usually refer to Eat N' Park as Eat N' Puke if they do not like their food.

You actually like Eat N' Puke?

by Soljia March 3, 2005

eats, shoots and leaves

The title of an excellent book. It generally tells about the downfall of british language and punctuation and grammar, etc.
Below is the reason the book is called this. If you don't 'get' it, don't bother reading the book.

A panda walks into a cafe. He walks up to the waiter and orders a chicken sandwich. He eats it, then whips a pistol from somewhere in his fur. He fires two shots into the air, then makes his way to the door. Before he leaves, the waiter runs up to him shouting 'What ARE you doing?!' The panda looks fed up. He whipped out a badly punctuated nature book, then flicked it to the page about pandas. pointing to one part, he told the waiter to read.
The waiter read: 'Panda; eats, shoots and leaves'

by ShinShanShoob June 11, 2006