Lion

Big, shaggy, cats They go rawr and then eat people, but they dont eat people much, they don't like people. probably because they dont eat them much. Thats why they dont like them. A lion escaped from the zoo from my friend once, it might have been a panther or a lemur, but anyway, it went rawr and my friend had to drive away from it. But the lion didn't eat him because lions dont eat people, because they dont like them.

Lion: Rawwwwwwwr
A person: eek, it is a lion, I jolly well hope there is a person who can help me, because there is a lion who will eat me.
Lion: Rawwwwr (Don't worry, I dont eat people, because I don't like them. Thats why I dont eat them.)
A person: I'm not a real person, I'm a woman
Lion: rawr.

by ShinShanShoob June 02, 2006

twat

1) A derogitary (misspelt, I know) word against a man/ woman (primarily a man)
2) (n) ALLEDGEDLY a fish egg... o.O don't ask me

"John is being a realy fish egg today"

Mark was astounded when he found a bunch of expensive twats at the bottom of the sea.

by ShinShanShoob June 02, 2006

eats, shoots and leaves

The title of an excellent book. It generally tells about the downfall of british language and punctuation and grammar, etc.
Below is the reason the book is called this. If you don't 'get' it, don't bother reading the book.

A panda walks into a cafe. He walks up to the waiter and orders a chicken sandwich. He eats it, then whips a pistol from somewhere in his fur. He fires two shots into the air, then makes his way to the door. Before he leaves, the waiter runs up to him shouting 'What ARE you doing?!' The panda looks fed up. He whipped out a badly punctuated nature book, then flicked it to the page about pandas. pointing to one part, he told the waiter to read.
The waiter read: 'Panda; eats, shoots and leaves'

by ShinShanShoob June 02, 2006