crotch rob

To take someone else's crotch without consent, in a sexual manner.

"I am going to crotch rob the shit out of you!"

by Kimbalikessimba February 21, 2013

crotch fart

When you fart out of your crotch.

I just heard a crotch fart from a mile away!!!

by fartcat.com May 19, 2020

wet crotch defense

A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.

She plays a mean wet crotch defense.

by Trollololololololololo July 30, 2024

crotch guzzler

A bi-sexual person who only gives oral and never has sex. Often regarded as a huge slut.

That guy is such a man whore. He sucks off everyone even the guys.

Yeah he's a Crotch Guzzler.

by Vere_Shylah November 28, 2017

Mongolian Crotch Incubator

When you cum inside a man or woman and then proceed to leave your dick inside until the semen crusts and turns into something new like an egg in an incubation chamber.

I still got semen on my ding dong from the Mongolian Crotch Incubator shawty had me do.

by TheOneMan4327 June 05, 2025

Crotch fruit

Children born by natural child birth.

I’ll be over, just need to find a sitter for the crotch fruit.

by Samboniez May 30, 2020

Crotch Thermometer

Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.

My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better

by Ghetto-Jedi October 15, 2008