Canadian Circumcision 

A method of removing ones foreskin by exposing your dick to the cold elements of Canada.

My Northerner uncle had a Canadian Circumcision back when he was a young lad. Not something you pussy here down south would do.

Canadian Circumcision by CockleGobbler January 17, 2024

Canadian Weather 

When it’s -50°C on the western side of the country and -1°C on the eastern side of the country.

“Damn, this Canadian Weather is making my brain turn off.”

Canadian Weather by SuperMarioSunshineIsMid January 18, 2024

Canadian Bacon 

Another euphemism for a penis, specifically belonging to a Canadian

Checked twitter this morning and the first thing on my timeline was Drake's canadian bacon

Canadian Bacon by grapelemonade February 6, 2024

Canadian Drive-by

Like a regular drive-by, except that the intended targets are politely waved at instead of shot at.

Jane pulled a Canadian Drive-by on me yesterday when I was walking home.

Canadian Drive-by by rFoxx February 13, 2024

Canadian Wedgie 

To pull a hood over someone's head, causing them to topple forward

"My friend is obsessed with giving people Canadian wedgies and it's so hilarious, but not when it's happening to me."

Canadian Wedgie by opinionatedash February 17, 2024

Canadian Huby 

THE SEXIEST MAN OF ALL TIME. HE IS SO MAJESTIC AND PERFECT. HE IS A GOUROU.

Everyone on earth: "IS THAT CANADIAN HUBY?????????"
Canadian Huby: "Yes it's me"
Everyone on earth: "LET US HUG YOU OUR GREAT GOUROU"

Canadian Huby by La Creatura 52 February 21, 2024

Canadian Genocide 

Justin True... Treau? Treu? Troo-doe (there it is) just passed a law stating that calls for genocide are punishable by life in prison. You know what that means.

Hym "For too long has the northern terror tainted our world with their mooses... Meese? Meese... *Ahem* Tainted our world with their meese and their ice sports! Time is nigh! I will not rest... I will not nap... I won't even snooze until the frozen wasteland of America's hat has been painted red with the blood of the infidels! Let the Canadian genocide begin!"

Canadian Genocide by Hym Iam March 11, 2024