Bubblegum yardstick

artificially flavored, weighs 3 ounces and is extreamly fun to blow on....like a cock

Mary: Man im bored

Fred: Want a bubblegum yardstick? =

by Bubblegum yum yum September 15, 2009

bubble wrap crack

popping bubble wrap bubbles and unable to stop until all the bubbles are spent. -enjoying the assorted 'crack' sounds as well. supremely addictive!!

that bitch wouldn't stop with the bubble wrap crack...i was about to get my .45!!

whole lot o' goodness wit dat bubble wrap crack!

by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

bubble eye biscuit

a person with glasses that think they no everything but don't

She is such a bubble eye biscuit who in the world told her that she knows everything.

by kimmy121397 October 23, 2011

bubble gum squirts

When you take a shit and you make shitty shit bubbles.

Tom:Man i gotta stop eating taco bell.

Bill:Why what do you mean?

Tom:I fucking had bubble gum squirts all over the wall.

Bill:Don't fucking tell me that shit gross.

Tom:Well u asked.

by Jack Meioff over and over February 16, 2014

Bubble cunt

Entitled mother fuckers who approach everyone with a God complex and act act though the world owes them a blow job and a half. Someone needs to burst their bubble with a fucking reality check

We're all human.

This fucker is a bubble cunt. Someone bring him back to Earth already

by The Sherriff of Vanny County March 4, 2017

Bubbled

When you want your head to expand, get high & you know longer need your brain for the day.

It's been a long stressful day at Walmart. Time to get bubbled.

by CheriBom November 25, 2017

Bubblegum Balls

When your testicle stick to your inner thighs on a humid day.

Man, it's a hot one today, I had to use a whole lot of talc so I didn't get bubblegum balls!

by Slugsex October 13, 2018