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weave boner

When one lone piece of weave is erect
Don't look now, but Janiqua has a 'weave boner'.
by swervetoomuch May 30, 2014
mugGet the weave bonermug.

Boner belt

When a boner is used to hold up ones pants, in place of a belt.
"Dude, did you see Tommy?"
"Yeah. hes got a huge boner belt today"
by Purvanator November 2, 2014
mugGet the Boner beltmug.

brain boner

just like real ones, they can be given or received.
Tauni gave me a huge brain boner this afternoon.
by TauntaunandJ January 19, 2018
mugGet the brain bonermug.

dorm-boner

an erection caused by co-ed dorms, usually the co-ed bathrooms.
"I had just tamed my wake-up boner, when SHE walked in,

and, BOING!--it was back, a raging dorm-boner.

"What'd you do?"

"I jammed it under the sink, and went on shaving."
by Steed Dropout September 15, 2012
mugGet the dorm-bonermug.

win boner

Having a powerful erection upon succeeding in something one passionately wants to.
After I beat my roomate in a thrilling triple overtime game of madden, I experienced quite a throbbing and persistent win boner.
by #winn November 3, 2011
mugGet the win bonermug.

ambulance boner

The unfortunate act of popping am erection whilest being strapped down in an ambulance.
Last night was so embarrassing when it ended with an ambulance boner.
by Madigan90 December 21, 2016
mugGet the ambulance bonermug.

Boner Extinguisher

The ugly girl you stare at to get rid of a boner.
"Damn, just looking at that boner extinguisher made me soft."

"Man, that girls a total boner extinguisher."
by Supabetch September 6, 2013
mugGet the Boner Extinguishermug.

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