Wet Brownie

Stick your dick as far into their butt as possible and sloppy diarrhea into their peehole. Do this with no lube to create a natural lube to usse in their mouth.

I just girlfriend gave me a wet Brownie and filled my peehole with poop so it was brown cum.

by Keeblergiant August 11, 2023

wet cosmo

When a woman is fondling you and uses your man fluid as lubricant and shoves it up your ass

As i ejaculated, this bitch asked me if i want a wet cosmo and the shoved her finger up my ass

by Wet Cosmo April 4, 2017

wet-crane

When you urinate after ejaculating and your piss/cum slowly hangs down from the end of your dong like a crane.

'I was watching piss porn the other day and it was fuckimg rank'

'Agh, I bet the bloke was wet-crane like fuck!'

by Stankyjellyboob April 8, 2016

wet a ting

Wet a ting is lubing up a guys dick before you sit on it and make him explode inside your uterus or anus

Wow guys I had to wet a ting before I let him pound me

by Catsandpigeons March 12, 2017

wet llama

A party pooper. Someone who doesn't just rain on the parade, but yet shits on it. A genuine downer.

"I asked Trent if he wanted to rage at a party but he said 'no'. He is such a fucking wet llama bro, why do we even chill with him?"

by Your a neuron April 19, 2017

Wet Wendy

A Wet Wendy is the act of a wet willy but performed with a clitoris instead of a finger.

"I gave my girlfriend, so she one upped me with a wet wendy. I still can't get the moisture out."

by turbo_moisture January 28, 2020

Wet Grab

When someone is unhappily crying and a person goes to comfort them, the comfort evolves into a snog, fingerblast or a shag.

"I'll never see you again."

"It's fine, there there."

(hug ensues followed by a reach down to grab ass)

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got wet grabbed.

by Mikhail Galinichenko October 28, 2019