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Noehren tree fuck

When you jump out of the top floor of UNI's dorm noehren and land your anus right on a tree. You then bark like a dog and squint your eyes until you sweat.
Hey guys did you watch that game on tv last night?
Yes it was awesome, but my ass hurts from doing the noehren tree fuck!
Lets go to Coldstone.
by noehren tree fuckers.com October 6, 2009
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Christmas Tree controversy

A Controversy that arises now and then around Christmas over the displaying of christmas trees in public, government or locations where the public typically gathers (such as Banks, Grocery stores, etc) and is usually the result of someone having a problem with religious ideals and objects being on public display.

Typically considered political correctness run amuck given the absurdity of the dispute, especially considering that the Christmas tree is a relatively recent edition to the celebration of Christmas with origins in pagan religion and was almost instantly seized upon for its commercial applications by shops and business.
News reporter: a Christmas tree controversy today as Chase bank has told a branch of theirs that they can not put a Christmas tree on display and that it must be taken down after they received complaints from customers. Other customers have threatened to pull their money out of the bank if the tree is removed.
by Jacob Mei December 7, 2010
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happy tree friends

Cuddly little forest animals geting brutally killed in various and occasionally comedic ways. Usually good for a laugh but sometimes its just painful to watch.

Essentially "Itchy and Scratchy" brought out of the Simpsons and given more animals than just a cat and mouse.
by blind_assassin January 4, 2007
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Bob Marley Tree

a tall plant with a stiff upright stem, divided serrated leaves, and glandular hairs. It is used to produce hemp fibre and as a drug.
a dried preparation of the flowering tops or other parts of the cannabis plant, or a resinous extract of it ( cannabis resin ), smoked or consumed, generally illegally, as a psychoactive (mind-altering) drug.
Whilst Jeremy had been investigating the Bob Marley Tree
by SteveSteveson February 11, 2022
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teddy bear trees

When a light pole, street sign, or other landmark is covered in plushed animals teddy bears to show respect that someone has lost their life there, most likely due to gang violence or in some cases an auto accident.
''Teddy bear trees on ever corner is a sure sign that city officials aren't properly doing their job.''
by DaynaL. July 7, 2021
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asian tree trunk

When you take a bundle of chop sticks and shove it someones anus
My homie owed me ten bucks and didn't repay me, so i gave him a asian tree trunk
by EpicconV April 22, 2018
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Hockey Family Tree

The Hockey Family Tree is the order in the hockey family. It's starts with the creator of the hockey gods and works it's way down
The Hockey Family Tree is the most important part for the gods of hockey.
by Ikehylt October 25, 2016
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