Handheld Meat Salad

A #Hoagie or #Submarine Sandwich minus the delicious bread and Rolled in Tasteless Lettuce. Not a sandwich at all.

A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.

A #Lettuce Wrap

Customer: "Hi college dropout... can I get the Number 1 as a Lettuce Wrap?" Sandwich Artist: "Oh you mean the Handheld Meat Salad."

I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.

by DSeanK May 13, 2021

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party cheese salad

A culinary abomination made with lemon Jello and random stuff out of your pantry.

“I made Aunt Myrna’s Party Cheese Salad and It’s literally puke.”

by DropTheDie July 26, 2022

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Tossing the word salad

Speaking nonsensically out of your ass as part of an official role, position, or duty in the course of defending Joey B’s policies on mandatory vaccines, open borders, and big tech censorship, as well the unequivocal assignment of all non-vaxxed humans as plague rats.

When beta cucks or CNN defend Joey B, they sound like they are tossing the word salad.

Jonny: If you would just get the jab and continue to mask up, we could get back some of the freedoms as part of the necessary compliance to defeat Covid-19.

Jerm: sounds like you’re tossing the word salad!

by Master troll 007 October 1, 2021

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skank salad

When someone gets a salad , brings it back to work to eat it, because he cant eat meat (weird catholic thing, I dont get it really), and the salad smells up the whole room with it rank smell.
A smell worse than crotchrot.

Yo.

Andy that skank salad has my stomach turnin man....

by Bill W March 19, 2004

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roflmao and salad sandwich

a well rounded serving of laughter

"wow that part time pirate just slipped on a banana peel into a pool of bad-tempered mutated sea bass equipped with lazers"

"lol! omg! roflmao and salad sandwich!!!1!11"

by rocktard November 11, 2008

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