Light’s Theory

The Theory is,
In the next universe, the next fastest thing will be tilgh at the speed of 4,181,814,184.81015KM/S.
Light’s Theory, or Tilgh Theory, is the next universe’s biggest theory’s result at the speed of 4.1 billion.
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The Scarecrow Theory

The idea that you can't pull because the people around you are chopped, NOT you.
I can't seem to find a girlfriend because John is low-key scaring the huzz away. This is known as the Scarecrow Theory
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Individual personality in the closest mathematical phrase for its explanation due to forever changing behavior in part to the ability to ration w ones self is, E=mc² / 2. This is also in part to NOT being able to be in an exact spot at the same exact time bc of the infinite possibilities of here to there, so no matter how much any two are alike, the difference in space and time, will always produce a large enough difference that it will present itself at surface of its host.
JUSTIN B LEWIS: THEORY IN INDIVIDUALISM, The reason for the two twins not to like the same ice cream flavor is because #1 dropped his first vanilla cone and ants bit him after he tried picking it up and eating it. After that he never at vanilla again but #2 loves vanilla. I guess u could quote Justin B Lewis:Theory in individualism E= mc² / 2
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Dookie Milk Theory

Dookie milk describes a white women that has been with black men.

Definition- Dookie milk theory: you take a glass and fill it up with cold delicious milk, then you take a piece of dookie and dip in into the milk, in and out, in and out, swirl it around, bang the dookie around the side of the glass. Now take the dookie out the glass of milk….. it’s still Milk, But would you drink it????
Definition- Dookie milk theory: you take a glass and fill it up with cold delicious milk, then you take a piece of dookie and dip in into the milk, in and out, in and out, swirl it around, bang the dookie around the side of the glass. Now take the dookie out the glass of milk….. it’s still Milk, But would you drink it????

Example; She dookie milk bro, just thought you should know!!
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The Austin Bock Theory

When no one actually likes a person but only stays friends or befriends them because they think everyone else likes them, when in reality no one likes them.
Adjective
“No one actually likes Austin , he’s a narcissistic, selfish, self centred, so far up his own ass dickhead who thinks he’s so important, the only reason people are friends with him is because they think everyone else likes him, it’s the Austin Bock theory!” It means he needs to be humbled because no one likes him
by Heidi😭 January 3, 2024
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Batman Shirt Theory

Description

Any person who is seen wearing a batman shirt in the public setting has a tendency to be automatically perceived as a threat by mentally ill persons, specifically those with a co-morbid diagnoses of schizophrenia, paranoid type, and psychopathy.

Joker-perpetrator

The joker has paranoid delusions rooted around the thought that the person wearing the batman shirt is some morally authoritative figure trying to restrict the joker's rights for the purpose of maintaining justice. The joker has a natural tendency towards attention seeking behaviors, impulsivity, and sadism.

The Hero-batman fan

Realistically, the hero is more often than not a passive idealist with fantasies of being this "morally authoritative figure" or hero. These beliefs tend to escalate to the extent of grandiose delusions, specifically during times of increased stress. Such persons experience a significant tendency towards being involved with conflict, especially with the joker and personalities alike.

Batman/Joker Conflict

The hero and the joker experience severe emotional and psychological restlessness, arising from their different attitudes. The hero favors fairness and stability whereas the joker prefers selfish gratification and chaos. The grandiose delusions of the hero and the paranoid delusions of the joker conflict with each other, resulting in escalating conflict all influenced by a simple shirt.
Batman Shirt Theory Example:

A. The hero with the batman shirt experiences grandiose delusions that he is obligated to solve every conflict in order to promote fairness and justice.

B. The joker sees the batman shirt and experiences paranoid delusions of oppression that restricts his individuality.

C. I may be delusional for making a case out of this. Point is, you can rationalize anything...
by lhukmai October 20, 2012
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