Ox Stain

When a grotesquely obese hooker brushes against your leg at a bar and leaves a cum stain (remaining from a long days work) on your jeans dripping onto your cowboy boots.

“Mother fucker, that fat ass whore just rubbed her nasty pussy on my knee and gave my good wranglers an ox stain.”

by MattyMcNasty May 31, 2018

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Trouser Stain

A trouser stain is a brown spot on the rear of a person's trousers or pants caused by inadequate use of toilet paper. A Texas Trouser Stain is much larger and is caused by not bothering to use toilet paper.

Take a look at that dudes trouser stain. And check out the Trxas trouser stain on his sidekick.

by 7thMarineDoc June 3, 2018

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pish stain

1. pish stain - urine stain

2. pish stained - adjective describing something with a pish stain on it (usually clothing)

1. Check that cunt wae his fucking pish stained trackies what an actual tramp.

2. dinny sit doon there there's a fucking pish stain oan it!

by pureactualbawbag June 26, 2018

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biblical stain

a semen stain left by a nocturnal emission or ejaculation

I was cleaning Jimmy's room yesterday and I found a biblical stain on his bed.

by agressive_hobbit172 February 23, 2018

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Smear Stain

A certain person or object that fits the criteria of both Smear and Stain.

As my eyes opened on a crisp an sunny winter day, I hoisted my legs out of bed and reached out for my jelly shoes which seemed an eternity away. I then proceeded to dress myself with a sparkly orange t-shirt and a pair of stripped trousers, I grabbed my hat and shoved it over my scalp to cover my tragic haircut. I then turned the knob and walked downstairs into the kitchen, when i had reached to kitchen I was shocked to find a lack of cereal. I am a huge fan of muesli and especially enjoy the muesli they sell in co-op as it has a nice crunch to it . Sadly all we had in the house was Crunchy Nut, to add to my misery in addition to not having muesli we had no semi skimmed milk only soya milk which is not refreshing and tastes a bit like a Smear Stain.

by DoctorPeterFile May 9, 2018

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