The words the bringer of the law ushers when he feels down or sad
Warden the ccu makes me very sad mortem
by Centurion of the Roman Empire December 30, 2021
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The sound the bringer of the law makes when he’s feeling down
The ccu makes me very sad mortem
by Centurion of the Roman Empire December 29, 2021
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I saw an emo kid writing bad poetry and I couldn't control my Sad Fist; it found his face like a poseur-seeking missile.
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Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.
Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"

Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."

Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."
by The Red Shit September 8, 2017
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