penis palace

A penis palace is Brandon Clarks house. It is small and kind of vagina shaped.

The penis palace is really fucking gay.

by penispalace December 13, 2013

Sarah Palin Effect

The principal that expertise on a certain subject can be gained through geographical proximity to it

Gov. of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is a proclaimed expert on foreign affairs with Russia due to Alaska`s proximity to Russia and can thus be called the "Sarah Palin Effect"

by Thejuicer October 21, 2008

paleotarian

A conservative libertarian; a libertarian who holds conservative personal opinions on homosexuality, drug use, abortion, and other social issues, but does not support government authority in these issues (except possibly abortion). Compare to cosmotarian.

The Libertarian candidate attended the gun show in order to gain support from the paleotarians who he would be unlikely to meet at a cocktail party.

by crimethink January 18, 2008

Palinista

A devoted, unconditional follower of Sarah Palin in all of her

configurations.

The Palinistas always show up at Sarah's rallies ready to scream their support for her and her righteous leadership toward final victory!

by Jimmy-Charles November 17, 2009

palinize

to lower, reduce, or dumb down

As Bruce Springsteen said at a recent concert at which he and Billy Joel performed:

"Billy and I have rehearsed a little, ...
You have to sort of Palinize your expectations. We seem like we know a lot, but we don't, really.' "

by stevesv February 21, 2009

Palm job

A masturbation technique where a woman inserts her fingers into her pussy and rubs vigorously rubs the clit with her palm

Rubbing hard on the clit known as palm job

by Majin27 March 12, 2014

Palpatine

Greatest villain ever, took on Yoda in single combat and won, turned Luke Skywalker into a whining screaming bitch, nearly wiped out the entire rebellion, came back to life using clones at least 3 times, Subjugated an entire galaxy by himself, enslaved all the wookiees (yes, thats spelled right) and could show up Hitler, Mussolini, Yamamoto, and Stalin up in any game of risk even if they all teamed up and took George's advice on how to assfuck the world. Our president's role model and mine as well --definately a BAMF
Kim Jong Il should take some notes
(also makes an appearance on Robot Chiken)

world leaders,"hey! wtf! why are there star detroyers in orbit and Stormtroopers trashing out cities!"

any sober person," aww fuck! Palpatine sent his BAMF general Samuel L Jackson to kick our monkey asses!"

misguided and uninformed,"why dont we just fight back?"

the sober,"psshhh why dont you bend over and hand your new emperor the lube"

by Aztarael August 2, 2006