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Christmas Tree controversy

A Controversy that arises now and then around Christmas over the displaying of christmas trees in public, government or locations where the public typically gathers (such as Banks, Grocery stores, etc) and is usually the result of someone having a problem with religious ideals and objects being on public display.

Typically considered political correctness run amuck given the absurdity of the dispute, especially considering that the Christmas tree is a relatively recent edition to the celebration of Christmas with origins in pagan religion and was almost instantly seized upon for its commercial applications by shops and business.
News reporter: a Christmas tree controversy today as Chase bank has told a branch of theirs that they can not put a Christmas tree on display and that it must be taken down after they received complaints from customers. Other customers have threatened to pull their money out of the bank if the tree is removed.
by Jacob Mei December 7, 2010
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Tony sparks Trees

The best rap artist you never heard of.His LP "Chronical Thoughts" is amazing and original.
1-Tony sparks Trees is great for all the piff he puts in the air.
2-I'ma burn it down like "Tony sparks Trees".
by tstrees August 29, 2007
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happy tree friends

Cuddly little forest animals geting brutally killed in various and occasionally comedic ways. Usually good for a laugh but sometimes its just painful to watch.

Essentially "Itchy and Scratchy" brought out of the Simpsons and given more animals than just a cat and mouse.
by blind_assassin January 4, 2007
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tree-slaughteringly awesome

incredible in a gruesome, morally profane, who-gives-a-shit kind of way.
we're going to tear this shit up tonight.. it's gonna be tree-slaughteringly awesome.
by MikoIchigo May 15, 2009
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Spontaneous Tree Growth

Similar to Morning Wood, spontaneous tree growth is a situation in which one gets a massive and long-lasting boner during daytime hours, usually at an inconvenient time such as during school or work.
David was totally about to get laid when he suddenly had a spontaneous tree growth, scaring off his prey.
by AwesomeScrewer August 23, 2014
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Parisian Christmas Tree

An enormously large butt plug, of such proportions as to be near impossible to insert.
That fucktard needs a Parisian Christmas Tree put in her ass.
by Trey Modgod November 4, 2014
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