The act of lying on one's stomach and imserting a pipe or hose up one's anus whilst haveing a partner straddle one's back, huffing any rectal gassees that might be expelled. If done correctly, there is no act of flatulence, rather the stink fumes waft out at a steady, gradual pace for the huffer to enjoy at their leisure. In some cases, excrement itself can suddenly launch out of the tube, covering the huffer and adjacent surfaces in a shower of stank. This is particularly a common occurrence if the person in question partakes of a diet high in fats and low in fiber. If such an incident occurs, it is customary for the huffer to exclaim 'by jove, we have struck oil, old chap!' Failure to do so is considered both bad form and bad luck.
by Carnie_Asada April 18, 2025
The act of ejaculating in your recently deceased child and putting a pipe bomb in their pussy, lighting it, and watching the cum explode everywhere
John: Last week, I turned little Susie into a dead body pipe bomb of cum. That shit went everywhere!
Person: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person: What the fuck is wrong with you?
by Jim-Bob the Great IV May 03, 2025
To cut the shit before your done
Omg my phone is ringing I have to cut the pipe (your in the middle of shitting and the poop is coming out ur ass and u cut it in half before it fully out)
by MoneyServicez.com June 17, 2017
A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)
Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.
by Cubs4388 October 31, 2020
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